Alfie

Alfie is a mega sexy man, he can beat the shit out of you if he wanted, but thats pretty hot, because alfie is a sexy fucker.
he's a fucking video game addict and will fucking 100% any game he wants. Man gets all the pussy and doesnt take shit from anyone. he has a massive 12 inch horse cock and will use it to destroy everyone in the universe.

Person A: Hey did you hear that John got beaten up?
Person B: Yeah musta been Alfie, he takes shit from noody
Person C: I'd let Alfie beat me up 😳

by AKI_111 September 30, 2021

Alfie

That one autistic kid whos hand writing looks like something from ancient fucking china

Joe: what the fuck dose that say in your book
Alfie:I can't read it sorry

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Alfie

A man that pisses you off constantly but has a big dick so worth it

“Why do you put up with that”
“He’s an Alfie”

Hahahahahah

by Slc198 December 31, 2019

alfie

a man who has a very large sexual agenda. somewhat of a manwhore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.

ugh, he's going home with her now? that's the second girl tonight. what an alfie.

by yoyojo October 07, 2006

Alfie

A mega simp for pillow and warden

Bro hes a alfie like ummmmm what are you doing step alfie

by Ungodlytrapper October 21, 2020

Alfie

If used in a 'girl' way then this means the person is Amazing, Beautiful, Pretty, Gorgeous and Her eyes are so deep, her hug makes you so warm and loved and her smile makes you so happy, no matter what has happened.
'The One you would wait all your life for'

"I waited all my life for my Alfie"
"I wish i had an Alfie"

by Brenzo November 07, 2011

Alfie

This man is like so good at like fortnite and is like better dan u and like gets that pussy innit and is so good at everything and has sucked everyones mums except from people who start with the letter t (I got u g innit fam) sorry ppl had to save my boy the Alfie I know is
So cool like shut up blud
Sucks ur mum innit
Gets alotta pussy
Slides into yo girls dm's and then fucked her
and he is like yeah
also the best gamer to live
cool innit
aint no fucking wasteman innit

Oi Alfie is a fucking Mad Lad innit fam

by ur mums pussyo February 19, 2019