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The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
by Alan S. October 2, 2007
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Alan Rickman

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.
"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009
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Wadah Adlan

A name from a lost Tibetan Folklore. A Hero among men who battled against the demon known as oquendo. This series of folktales is found in the tibetan b4 library. The battle lasted 444 days. it was a dizzying destructive battle. The chaos ensued by said battle lead to the creation of the universes.
The victory was won by Wadah Adlan when the village chief Daven Peng entered the fray and using his shaman powers defeated the oquendo.
You are dead to me - Wadah Adlan translated from scriptures of the lost faith
by whatkindofbearisbest? August 29, 2010
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chav-alanche

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!
'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'
by **fairy** July 16, 2008
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Alan Rickman

The best british actor who ever lived. Known for his part in the Harry Potter movies as Professor Severus Snape. Has been acting for over 50 years. Has the most romantic voice. And is the sexiest 60 year old on the planet!!!!!!!!
Alan Rickman looks good in a long, black, greasy wig.
by SDMALO September 3, 2006
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Alanna

Alanna is the realest friend you could ever be friends with. She will always be there for you in tough times but she will get annoyed if you do it for attention or do it all the time. Also this bitch is BIG PRETTY (no homo) . When your in a friend group with her it’s never funny or exciting if she isn’t there. And also I suggest you don’t get her mad cuz she will beat the brains outa you🤣. Alanna is like the type of friend that treats you like her child and looks after you 24/7 and always makes sure you are ok and she deserves more love then she gets.
Me: *being sad* Alanna: “who was it I’m bouts to fight them”
by If ykyk hehehe August 28, 2019
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adlan

A leader who is dressed like a man fights like a devil. A very high-classed person. A lavish type of man. A nice guy with evil plans and also a very loyal man to his lady
He's an adlan that we want
by Kuncupaghim December 29, 2016
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