by scarlxtx March 3, 2018
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I just pulled an Alvarado Tango.
Alvarado tango is the hardest position in contemporary Kamasutra to execute.
Alvarado tango is the hardest position in contemporary Kamasutra to execute.
by alvaradotango1 March 19, 2009
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To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".
by Eurostance November 28, 2010
Get the Sicker than your average mug.Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.
Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average
by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019
Get the Crackerbread average mug.Ryan: I just got a chill, like a million voices suddenly cried out in horror and were suddenly silenced.
Ben: Oh, that was just Jon pulling an Alderaan.
Ben: Oh, that was just Jon pulling an Alderaan.
by Zxurian December 21, 2013
Get the Alderaan mug.Also nicknamed fried chicken, Alvena is more fun than anyone or anything I know, including bubble wrap. Great at mimicking accents of different countries, her orginal accent somewhat contains the ang mor accent, though she did not want that to be pointed out, so if you ever met her, don't. Having a fun, energetic and funny personality, Alvena can always lift your mood.
NOTE: This is meant for praise not make fun
NOTE: This is meant for praise not make fun
by yj999999999 May 30, 2020
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To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
by adelews October 2, 2007
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