The type of guy that is that guy pal, has a really average shlong with about 2 nanometers on that thing. Probably the sexiest man you will ever meet in your life, might be diagnosed with erectile dysfunction from seeing him for 2 seconds
by Limp Rick November 1, 2022
Get the Armando Alvaradomug. by BecomeLui September 16, 2019
Get the Mikayla Alvaradomug. alizay alvarado is a sexy beast who has a fat ass and could probably beat your ass. she’s cute, funny, smart, brave, athletic, beautiful, kind, helpful, generous, and a boss ass bitch.. PERIODT!
by s8tanshotpocket November 6, 2019
Get the alizay alvaradomug. He is weird, some what interesting. When he actually Is himself he's funny but when he tries to impress girls he's boring. Come on if you find one of those things make sure you crush him and smack him cause he's savage.
by Starbuckssssfreakkk June 19, 2016
Get the fernando alvaradomug. The act of having anal sex with your partner(male or female/trans-sexual/she-male/it) and right before you ejaculate you pull out intending to shoot your load in your partner's face but instead you embarrassingly fuck up and while under pressure shoot it WIDE LEFT!!!
Gilbert vs. Rutgers, Gilbert's 07/08 season for the USF Bulls.
Last night I was doing anal for the first time and pulled a Dirty "D" Alvarado Pie...three times.
Last night I was doing anal for the first time and pulled a Dirty "D" Alvarado Pie...three times.
by Adolph Oliver Bush 25 September 6, 2009
Get the Dirty "D" Alvaradomug. The smartest, kindest,handsomest,and most persuasive kid ever to be born in February. He is the kid every girl wants to be with. When he is not being awesome he likes to ride bikes,go hiking, and play soccer. When he thinks something is wrong with someone he WILL fix it.
by The Writer of the TrUtH November 13, 2011
Get the Daniel Valentine Alvaradomug. Known to be the sexiest man on earth, has a GIGANTIC shlong size of 2 inches. Can please any may and or woman within 3 seconds.
by Obamna November 1, 2022
Get the Armando Alvaradomug.