Altoids

The candy you buy to use the case to stash your dimesacks and pills

by krizzy February 21, 2003

Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Altoid

1. A sterotypical Altoonian red neck. 2. An Altoona Pennsylvania resident with undesirable character traits.

Narrowmindedless fools.
I hate those Altoids on the boulevard.
That fucko Altoid thinks he's so smart, I'm the one that works at KFC.

by Cate n Kate August 22, 2006

altoid

"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed.
The more intense version of alto.

We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.

by Behest October 29, 2007

altoid

joint, marijuana cigarette

Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.

"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"

by DrPhil July 16, 2008

Altoids

persons from the city of Altoona, PA
see also Altoid

I love those Altoids. They are from Altoona!

by SlurmISGood! April 4, 2003

altoid

Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.

Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid!
Person 2: What? Why?
Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong

by Dusting Grose May 17, 2008