Alphonso

Alphonso is a person who does'nt pertically like the word NO! for an answer he is very persisted and loves to prove his points. He will go on and on and on intell his point is proven he often hides his emotion by anger and doesnt like to told how he feels unless it is true. This is not the person you wont to make mad, he has a surpressed anger that can be dangerous to others if unleased he loves pussy and is a freak of nature, and he is known to be quiet at first but once you get to know him it comes out and I MEAN THE WHOLE PACKAGE!! yes he has a big dick!! often at the age of 14 his dig is huge watch out ladies

omg i have an alphonso for a boyfriend

by Jimmy Falcon March 7, 2011

Alphonse

1. Alphonse is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and is usually a big fan of cats.

2. The best person you'll ever meet, especially if you're a family member.

3. The perfect child

"Maybe if I name this one Alphonse, he won't turn out like his brother."

by EckleE March 16, 2010

Alphonso Davies

The lightning fast left back for the Canadian men’s soccer team. Compared to Road Runner by Thomas Muller for his speed. Famously beat three opponents en route to an assist vs. FC Barcelona.

The speed of sound was benched after being scorched by Alphonso Davies.

by FundedByBurritos December 8, 2021

Alphonso Sharland

The ginger drummer from The Hoosiers who keeps a great beat and has awesome facial hair growing abilities.

The Hoosiers
Drummer
'Know any great drummers?'
'Alphonso Sharland from The Hoosiers!'

by akaspiderray December 9, 2012

Alphonse

An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.

We ate alfresco in what turned out to a seedy part of town as our meal was always being interrupted by some alphonse, who wanted to parade his street walkers before us.

by Hugo Drax June 26, 2018

Alphonse

Colloquial term (cockney rhyming slang) used to describe someone who displays effeminate (gay) characteristics, Alphonse the Ponce.

Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
Source: Jamie Eastes, hastings

Dude look at that guy, he's such an Alphonse.

by Jamie Eastes July 6, 2007

Alphonso

Sexually attraction to men

Mom i think im alphonso

by Usrursidt January 19, 2021