ali

A twerking man whose feces smells like lavender

"Is that a flower patch rubbing my back?"
"No, that's Ali."

by yoloswagyeezus December 10, 2013

ali

kool kid with some nice ass glass and shades he is the best :flushed:

nigger1:ali is black
nigger2:he is nice shades :flushed

by oreo.yt May 05, 2021

ali

a fat ass ugly ass pig that looks like a monkey

ali say ‘oo oo aa aa

by Irjrnnssk September 11, 2020

ali

always smokng weed or shisha.
every asian mum compares him to there some coz of his shit grades

always good in front of aunties
living the life of the haram

ayy manlike ali come lets roll a few splifs

aight come den

by umzi May 04, 2019

ali

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cunt who needs to be stabbed

PURPLE AKI YOU NEED TO STOP BEING ALI

by TALIBAN ZAN January 09, 2018

ali

homunculus; a very small, short man.

"How tall is your brother?"
"Oh, he's really ali."

by nourr June 16, 2007

ali

A generic species of camel shaggers. Those that go by the subgroup of Keshmand and be identified by that characteristic sticky hands and an unhealthy obsession of strange animations which frequently feature obscene hand movements. Members of the Keshmand group come in 2 distinct builds (short and wide with permanent lenses or of average height, thin with temporary lenses) but share the same lack of life and time spent jerking over PCs, Macs, PSPs, DSa and other computer related jargon although the short and wide type will spend 90% more time uttering the foul rubbish known as bullshit.

1
Me: Why is your hand sticky?
Ali: I was watching Naruto.

2
Ali: (to some random guy) I know more Dragonball characters than you
Random Guy: I have a life

3
Beg friend: Whats up?
Ali: I have downloaded all the Pokemon episodes ever created, it taken 38 gig of my hard drive.
Beg friend: Right, Whats up?

4
Ali: (to nerd) I know more about photoshop than you.
Nerd: (silenced)

by Kocker May 19, 2007