"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
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When you eat nothing but alfalfa for three days and then take a nice healthy crap on your girlfriend's chest. This can be accompanied by a loud "MOO" if desired.
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Get the Organic Alfalfa mug.1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)
2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?
Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?
Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!
Chef 2: You’re a fag.
Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!
Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?
Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!
Chef 2: You’re a fag.
Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!
Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
by tesfurdo November 21, 2006
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Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022
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*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
Get the Alfalfa hair mug.1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.
Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s
abject that is all that count,s
by telephone July 22, 2008
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