Alexei

A hot big dicked guy that's got collar bones you could only dream of

"Ugh Alexei I never realized how big you were"

by Unknown cardiopathy November 9, 2020

Alexei

One of the best Russian spies ever. He loves to drink cherry slurpees and hates strawberry slurpees. He’s also murdered many children. (Not really)

Alexei is one of the sweetest angels ever.

by fwenxhie June 8, 2020

Alexei

All guys with this name are either insanely smart or insanely retarded, but still have a big dick and good/exotic looks nevertheless. The name Alexei is most commonly found in Russia and means "defender of men". Alexei usually has many obstacles in his life and will never think that he's good enough, even if repeatedly told so by others. He offers great advice for others going through his situation but can't seem to follow it himself.

"Wow, Alexei is so cute!"

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard about that kid Alexei? He's 13 and a junior!

Guy 2: I thought all guys named Alexei had to repeat 5th grade 2 times. Huh.

by aeck November 29, 2018

Alexei

Alexei is a named used for both boys and girls that signifys beauty but strength, the name is derived by the russians. The name also means "defender of men" Alexei is a person who has flaws but overgrows the to the extend of hating thereself, she/he is known for being funny or liked by alot of people , Alexei is a great person that gives others great advice but would never take it. She/he is caring and open hearted, she/he loves to laugh and smile and hang with her friends. Alexei is the definition of a good person with bad situations in he/her life.. they will hide whats going on in the concept of not hurting others.

Alexei has so much going on in her life

by Ashely Tate August 7, 2018

Alexei

There are annoying people and then there are those that can make you want to give them a hi-5 in the face, with a chair. The middle finger works just fine at most of such occasions
Alexei is one of those people

Alexei, do you have a chair?

by Sorry_if_I_insulted_anyone May 4, 2018

Alexei

a fucking moron who is indecisive as shit, but atleast they have a bigger dick than you. also, they fucked ur mom in moscow

Random dude: hey, isn't that Alexei
Random dude 2: unfortunately, yes

by fucked-ur-mom March 22, 2022

Alexei

The Sweetest Character in Stranger things. A Cherry and Strawberry Loving Angel, who deserved better, and the best character in all of Television History.

"I love cherry slushies."
"Like Alexei?"

by PixelatedTechno July 21, 2022