A small town 15 kilometers outside Copenhagen, Denmark.
Known for its many gangsters, ghettoes and many shawarmahouses.
Some hardcore celebs grew up in the town, suchs as; the rap-group Suspekt, the comic Anders "Anden" Matthesen, the very cool singer Amin Jensen, and a few other unknown.
The town is also known under the name "A-town".
Known for its many gangsters, ghettoes and many shawarmahouses.
Some hardcore celebs grew up in the town, suchs as; the rap-group Suspekt, the comic Anders "Anden" Matthesen, the very cool singer Amin Jensen, and a few other unknown.
The town is also known under the name "A-town".
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Then there's the bottle room! That shit is so gross! It's never clean and there's always stinky bums back there.
Luckily there are some cool people! Like managers that let you go on Chipotle or Jamba runs! Or get you drunk! Checkers that are smokin' hot and funny! Starbucks girls that worked at hooters! And baggers that you can mess around with and have a good time!
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