Alameda

A disgrace to the Bay. A stupid fucking island in the bay area, super dumb and stupid. Everyone here is stuck up and the millennials give me racist vibes #alameda

Jack: Man i fucking hate alameda

Phil: me too.

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

alameda, ca

I love alameda so much. its a small city and i feel a strong sense of community living in it. Everyone is so friendly. It is pretty racially diverse. It is very clean and has a lot of trees. I feel very safe in alameda. It has a great theatre and cute restaurants ( a little overpriced ) Everynight basically everyone has a view of a sunset and beautiful skyline of sf over the water. I love it so much and its a joy every night. The weather is AMAZING. its always slightly sunny with a soft breeze. never gets too hot or too cold. I also love how its right near Oakland and Sf. This way you can enjoy the fun of these two cities while living in a nice clean place.

My hometwon is alameda, ca and I am very proud

by hannah kingston May 4, 2022

Alameda peeps

A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda

Homeless man: spare change?

Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

alameda atom bomb

a drink native to Alameda California involving budweiser, nyquil, coffee and pretty much whatever shit you find laying around

"the guy asked for an double A bomb and his tongue caught on fire!"

by Ricky Sakahura July 9, 2005

alameda trash rats

So basically the alameda trash rats are kids who live in alameda. Sometimes they go to Bayfarm parties. Notice how they’re never invited to Oakland parties??

Bob: hey wanna come to the BayFarm party with me?

Bill: Nah man, i heard a bunch of alameda trash rats are there

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

Alameda Proof

Similar to bulletproof, but from Alameda Research, one of the most predatory Cryptocurrency trading desk and market maker, famous for its mantra on Effective Altruism: take away your money through market manipulation and give it to politicians who keep them from going to jail.

protocols keep getting built with a game theoretic optimal in mind, all this hubbub about mechanism design, when really we should just be designing them to be alameda proof

by AlamedaResearch June 13, 2022

alamedine

Widely problematic gangster wannabes located in Sydney nsw Australia. Often known to have pointless beef with other arab gangs hamzys and are often weak but come in large amounts

person 1: damn bro did you see that alamedine

person 2: yeah bro he was attacking that hamzy for no reason

by snoop fish November 24, 2021