Forgetting the Alamo

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).

Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 31, 2019

Aladeen

Aladeen has many meanings, such as positive and negative, which causes a lot of confusion.

Do you want the aladeen news or the aladeen news?
the aladeen news...?
you are hiv-aladeen

by aladeen December 10, 2012

Adament

A misspelling of adamant, usually used by dumb ass Canadians

I’m pretty adament, that you’re acting like a child.

That pokemons nature is Adament.

by SinfulSlut February 8, 2023

alade

A social term used when joking around with peers. It's essentially a synonym for the phrase, 'just kidding'.

"Oi Bryan, you got an E in your iMedia mock yesterday"
"Don't chat allow"
"Aladee, you clutched that C grade, b"

by TIBalade May 20, 2017

Madison Alamia

A sexy mother-fucker with a deep voice that can total control you. When he talks you want to bang the shit out of him. His an ICONic Boy, and my future husband, BIIITTTCCHHHEEZZZ.

Me: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: His name is Madison Alamia and his voice gives me a lady boner.
Friend: ...

by MAD'SGUURLL December 29, 2011

Alaleh

A sweet and sexy Persian girl named after the tulip. Innocent but knows how to work it if you get her revved up. An excellent lover.

Alaleh helped me with my math homework . She is so smart and hot.

by Doucher canoer January 10, 2018

Mohammad Alam

The absolute pinnacle of human evolution. This broad shouldered spectacle wearing man is considered to be the perfect natural being made by the creator and ruler of the universe. All humans will live under and bow down to this creature who is a giant compared to and amongst everyone else: physically, mentally, spiritually, intellectually, and emotionally.
His memes are fucking garbage tho :p

Everyone bow down now, Mohammad Alam has entered the chat

by Subrata Debnath February 27, 2019