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pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.
Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?
by direct007a November 23, 2016
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Pull a John

To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.
Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"

To Pull A John
by ItsCristian June 11, 2008
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Pulling a John Tucker

A term from the movie John Tucker Must Die.
Is when a guy says that he's whipped and gives a female his watch or personal belonging.
Susan: Hey Sara, Mike just told me he was completly whipped n look he gave me his hoodie

Sara: Dude, Mike is totally pulling a John Tucker on u.
by Unique1234 March 14, 2009
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ahohno

Literally, means "I don't know", but it's these 3 words condensed into one and pronounced ebonically.
D: Where's my Eazy E cd at?
S: Ahohno, fool!
D: Dag, what are you good fo!!
by Snocap February 28, 2007
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Ajointment

It's when you've got an appointment to go smoke some joints with your friends.
Man, I was so stoned after our ajointment that I ate all the food in my kitchen.
by Dick-Pound July 31, 2012
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Ajahnae

Ajahnae’s is the most beautiful,sexiest,nicest,prettiest,

funniest,craziest,and weirdest human You can ever meet, You can't find anyone better they are always there for you when you are down, if you make them mad they are ready to put up a fight or throw a few punches. Ajahnae’s tends to be very smart coming to grades and school. Ajahnae’s can protect their friends so that don't get sad like Ajahnae , Ajahnae’s is mostly solving people's problems then solving their own. Ajahnae is really beautiful and weird, Ajahnae is the perfect lover if you know what I mean. Ajahnae is cominted to their relationships if Ajahnae tells you "i love you" Ajahnae’s really means it, don't take Ajahnae for granted because they go through a lot alone that you would never expect them to be sad/depressed so be there for Ajahnae like Ajahnae would be there for you. Ajahnae is sometime hilariously dark and crazy so don't piss Ajahnae off. They are just that guy pay
Ajahnae u are amazing
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pulling a John

The act of beeing concerned by one's own schedule without giving a shit about other people's time.
1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.
by Davetheman September 16, 2008
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