Clay Aiken

Biggest cock-smoker in the universe. A Gay Pop Idols “Star” who is in love with anus. Sings like crap and blows dick for fun.

That Clay Aiken is one big fag, I saw him suck dick at the truck-stop.

by Noreturn July 25, 2008

liam aiken

An excellent actor who is best known for his role in Stepmom. Will be playing Klaus Baudelaire in the new film A Series of Unfortunate Events based on the books by Lemony Snicket.

Liam Aiken should be reconized as a talented actor.

by Ashley_A October 23, 2004

Aitken

Aitken's are usually very outspoken. They don't take no for an answer. They go after what they want and usually succeed. They speak their mind and are often taken as mean or rude. They can be very sweet and romantic given the chance. They live life to the fullest and take chances. They are usually very into music and/or writing.

Aitken

by Alexis Jade June 29, 2011

Aiken

Aiken can get on your nerves sometimes but once you meet him you'll never wish you haven't. An Aiken is a sweet, kind, and goofy person, who will do anything to make you smile. He is very lovable even though he doesn't think so. Aiken is probably one of the strangest people you will meet but is so much fun to be around. Aiken is always there if you need someone to talk to and is a great companion. If you ever meet an Aiken, make sure that you don't distance yourself from him. He will do anything for you if you become his friend. He is very easy to talk to and always gives you a good laugh. If your having a bad day, Aiken will be there to cheer you up.

Girl 1: "Aiken is so weird!"
Girl 2: "But in a good way."
Girl 1: "But in an amazing way."

by It Will All Be Ok :) May 29, 2019

Aitken'd

When someone is stingy and doesn't thank you for your help and displays a proper lack of character and integrity akin to a proper snide.

I helped him move into his flat, carrying stuff up three flights of stairs and he proper aitken'd me, didn't even buy me a pint after!

He's a proper stingy twat him, kept saying he'd pay me back but he keeps aitken'ing.

by Has Agrudge May 3, 2019

Aiken Scholars Academy

A school created in aiken meant to join all of the "smart" children together. If you go there, you're one of three types of students; really gay, athletic as hell, or the teacher's pet. Our school song is i want it that way so that's a bonus but we also don't have any sports so that's a big downside.

guy 1: oh you go to Aiken Scholars Academy?
guy 2: yeah it's crackhead central

by WhosJoe69 December 9, 2019

clay aiken

1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine

"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"

"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."

by i_am_jesus September 22, 2008