air poops

A really bad fart that smells like poop but no poop is present. Sometimes followed by poop sweats and then the poop chills.

Dude did you just poop your pants!?!?

No, I've just got the air poops which means I better find a bathroom soon! Pooping is my priority right now!

by daaangdude January 7, 2012

air pooping

When you are too lazy to take a dump, so you carefully fart it out until you don't have to go so badly.

After seventeen hours playing World of Warcraft, Joe had to take a crap bad. But because he was on a raid, he settled for air pooping.

by Tern October 21, 2008

Air Poop

Another word for a fart, especially if extra smelly.

"Dude, I just made an air poop in the other room. Cleared everyone out! It was awesome!"

by D-baggie January 3, 2018

air poop

fart

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by screw u July 14, 2003

air pooping

When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.

Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!

by Unicorn&LadyBug November 14, 2010

air-poop

a fart. Or flatulent behavior.

It's like..."Uh oh, air-poop!"

by Bosco P. Coltrane May 23, 2008

air pooping

Farting.

John won't stop air pooping. He's stinking up the room with his damn farts.

by Nem13 September 3, 2010