ailurophobia

1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.

Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.

by Pussygalore July 23, 2012

aileron

The control surfaces found on the outboard sections of an airplane's wing. They move up and down and control the roll of the airplane, turning it.

Aileron is from the French for "Little wing."

Before every flight, I check the ailerons to make sure they are working properly.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

ailurophagy

The consumption of cats or kittens. One who ingages in such activity may be known as an ailurophage.

Some cultures consider ailurophagy a taboo, as cats are considered pets.

by Ailurophage November 28, 2007

ailurophagia

The consumption of cats, either living or dead.

When I got home this afternoon, my cat was missing another leg. There's so much ailurophagia in this world, I just don't know what to do sometimes.

by David M-C February 23, 2008

ailerons

Plural for aileron. Part of an airplane's wing.

It is very hard to turn an airplane if you don't use ailerons.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

ailurophasia

1. A disorder where a person constantly speaks like a cat.

2. An error in Charlie Brown Christmas where Lucy refers to a fear of cats as this instead of ailurophobia.

1. Person A: It's time to send you to the behavior health clinic to treat your ailurophasia.

Person B: (meows nervously)

2. Lucy: If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia.

by Always Obsessing July 13, 2023

aliurophile

someone who is attracted to small penis'

eg. Trevor is such an aliurophile

by Unknown June 11, 2006