afterbang

When you ride it out like a thug

Shane McConkey always afterbanged

by todd wallnutz October 29, 2009

Afterbation Disgust

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.

i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust

by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

alternating caps

Used to convey sarcasm or mockery across the internet. Can also be used to purposefully mislead and create humour (see r/PeopleFuckingDying)

Person 1: Ugh, why do people use alternating caps as a way to insult people when really its annoying and that they can't think for themselves?

Person 2: wHY dO pEOplE usE AlTernAtING CApS AS a wAY tO iNsuLt PeOplE WHen REally ITs AnNoYInG And THat THEY cAn'T tHinK foR THEmSelves?

by epic MeMelord MAGNificEnT November 21, 2019

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

dUmB sHiT, dOn'T dO iT!!!

i'M aN iDiOt!!!

by Ben L Smith December 11, 2003

alternating caps disorder

A condition in which an individual irrationally abandons normal conventions of typing in an effort to plague the internet with annoying hogwash such as: "rEmEmBerRrZZzz tHe Lil bLacKIE aNd ThE oOziNaToR?!?1 roFolzers lolZears Omgzz!"; may be susceptible to spelling things incorrectly.

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs disorder: Oh mANn too fuNNie! hehe But yAa yAA gOOd TymessS!!

by minimai and rudoggy August 7, 2006

Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.

John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.

by DaBoot July 15, 2009

Angerbating

Being angry but not being able to express that anger so you furiously masturbate

Jason and Martin got into a fight, Jason was so angry that when he got home he started angerbating

by Give_me_them_toes November 6, 2018