Afrikaans

An additional subject where you say or do anything else than actually do the fucking subject
Jeff: Hey boet, what's the next lesson?
Jason: It's Afrikaans
Jeff: Perfect, time to see how loud I can moan before the teacher tells me to shut up
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Afrikaans

One of the eleven primary languages spoken in South Africa.
Originating from Germany and later migrating to Africa this language is spoken widely.
-Hey mate what language is that
-Afrikaans
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Afrikaans

One of the 11 official languages of South Africa that has Dutch roots.

It is generally spoken by the Boer population and the Cape Coloureds who were forced to learn it in Apartheid.
Formal Afrkaans: "Jacob, hulle vroue kan skinder. Hulle moenie moelik maak omdat ek sal nit dit he^ nie!" (Jacob those women can gossip. They mustn't make trouble because I won't have it!)

Informal Afrikaans: "Ja my bru, kan jy dit glo hoe dat meisie skinner?! Sy weet who ek is? Moenie wys me, ek sal donder haar just so!"(yeah, my bru, can you believe how that girls gossips?! Does she know who I am? Mustn't showinsult me, I'll klapbeat her just like that!"
by Sheri February 11, 2005
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Afrikaans

The worst language to learn of all time.The Afrikaans teachers are even worse.They will speak fluent Afrikaans which you won´t understand.Spoken in South Africa most school children do not study because they know they will fail.Often Afrikaans words will be mixed with a little english.
From a South African
(Some tenses put ge- at the end of the last word in the sentence, it is normally the verb replaced with het and verb becomes the last word in the sentence.You put ge- at the start of the verb. Used in past tense. Sometimes mixed with english.
Person 1: Yo my bru did you study for the Afrikaans test?
Person 2: No, I am gonna gefail anyway
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Afrikaans

A language used in South Africa that mixes Dutch, English and native tribespeak.
Afrikaans is the official language in south africa.
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Afrikaan

Afrikaan- A mixture of all African languages.
Ek had no idea Siya hamba : I had no idea we Leaving, Afrikaan a mixture of all African languages.
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Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.
What are you doing? Afrikaans pole maintenance?
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