affectionate zombie

Another term for the mentally challenged. They move slow, they slur their speech, but unlike real zombies, they don't want to eat your brains. They only want hugs.

After the Special Olympics, I was overrun by a hoard of affectionate zombies.

by King Mob Is Dead September 1, 2008

Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.

Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!

by 86937163470 January 21, 2009

Affectionate Buddies

to have an ongoing emotional and sexual relationship with another without being in a full on relationship together. the parties have been previously in a relationship with one another. the emotional attachment in this relationship is great, meaningful, and may even be love, but may not be announced publicly. the parties think about each other a great deal, and may communicate quite often. this is all in hopes getting back together in future.

feelings will include the need to; hold, see, talk, kiss, look deeply into each others eyes, caress body, run fingers through hair, fall asleep, cuddle, feed each other, love.

jane and john are dating, they break up, months after they realize they miss each other, they begin to become Affectionate Buddies in hopes to rekindle their previous relationship with one another although their love is already apparent.

by eviledwin November 17, 2011

urban afflictionary

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.

Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Affectionately Huggy

feeling or arousing affectionate excitement.

"she is really affectionately huggy"

by The_Unmasked October 23, 2020

(affectionate)

a term used to specify words associated with negative connotations are meant in a positive light. rather than an insult, they are a compliment. the opposite of the term (derogatory).

One man’s trash (derogatory) is another man’s trash (affectionate)

by quirky_girl_69 July 8, 2021

affectionate bullying

when you bully your friends/partners but you still love them

Real life example of affectionate bullying:

Guy: Suck my 7.5 inch dick.
Girlfriend: You have a tiny willy.
Guy: You're gay.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Guy: I love you too.

by 7.5inchMonster September 4, 2011