Dirty abacus

When there is shit left on a string of anal beads after pulling them out.

Tina is a real freak. Last night she played with a dirty abacus after I pulled it out.

by akujinblue March 4, 2011

abacus

Noun. Someone who is really good at maths.

"134+4765=4899"
"John, all I can say is you're an abacus!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

Abacus

An instrument used to calculate numbers and other mathematical problems, which is 10 times better and faster than calculator.

Abacus vs. Calculator, who wins?
Abacus, of course!

by Le Mao September 13, 2012

Atacus

A person who is typical sick of this bull shot and would rather cut their own dick off than listen to you talk any longer

Person 1: Dam bro I got this new game on Steam and its really fun

Atacus: I do not give a single fuck, stop talking to me, I R R E L E V A N T

by JesusChristOurLordAndSaviour March 29, 2020

IC ABACUS FC

The best football team in London, fo shizzles

IC ABACUS FC rocks my boat

by A.Lee March 5, 2008

abacus dictionary

a way for saying "lets get it on, and have sex to the best protenshol"

1: wat do you think we shud do?
2: abacus dictionary

by ant dude June 16, 2010

abacus

a tool used by the Chinese in the early times. An abacus can be used to do arithmetic by hand.

"Quinn used an abacus to count to 100."

by Kasey!! and Quin!! June 22, 2008