by rnr January 08, 2005
The injection of image into an item the utility of which is too ineffectual to create a customer base.
by Louieman November 30, 2004
Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.
by Dr. Clash October 01, 2007
Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"
Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."
Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"
Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."
Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."
by BiggThiccDiccBilly April 20, 2018
Pronounced "ad-vur-tis-muhnt", this word can be used to describe any bodily condition or ailment that was received/transmitted at Bonnaroo 2011. The pioneer of this word is a man known only as "Chris".
Mo: "Huh, that's weird, my neck kinda itches..."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."
J: "Holy shit, Mo! You've got the fucking advertisement all over yourself! Get away from me... that shits gross!"
Mo: "Ahhh, come on its not that bad! Where's Chris, maybe he can fix it?"
J: "That shit is beyond fixing, Mo."
by JayBay1 June 16, 2011
In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.
Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005
A popular company's way of wasting the little time we have on this Earth for their own financial benefit.
Person 1: "Dude! You can watch advertisements and get shit for free"
Person 2: "Its not free you cunt, you're paying with your soul"
Person 2: "Its not free you cunt, you're paying with your soul"
by Beepboopboopbap March 01, 2018