An airway adjunct to be used by males on female patients. Contraindications include male patients, animals, relatives, and old ladies. Adjunct is to be inserted all the way into patient's (preferably hot co-ed) throat. If gag reflex is activated, reinsert over and over until warm pleasing lotion coats patients throat resulting in better breathing(patient) and shortness of breath(rescuer).
That chick at the bar came home to my place and was excited when i gave her the ol penilpharyngeal adjunct complete with throat yogurt.
by Luke Palmer December 14, 2008
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A Norwegian word meaning "adjunct professor nap" which is used to describe the nap you need, to get through the day, working as an adjunct professor.
The naps can span from a few minutes to several hours, depending on the amount of stress your studentgroup leads to.
The naps can span from a few minutes to several hours, depending on the amount of stress your studentgroup leads to.
My students were way out of line today. Had to take a 5 hour "adjunktsøvn".
Or
Today was a breeze... Only took a 5 min ute "adjunktsøvn" today!
Or
Today was a breeze... Only took a 5 min ute "adjunktsøvn" today!
by PapaHard January 14, 2020
Get the Adjunktsøvn mug.A hybrid word of drunk and adventure. Involves being on an adventure whilst drunk. The situation mst be normally mundane but hijinks ensue due to level of drunkenness.
Dude 1: What happened last night?
Dude 2: It was adrunkture. Sarah is pregnant. Billy found a monkey. Julio is arrested. Steve went crazy. Stephanie threw up. I found 500 dollars in my pocket and you got married. We only went out to get McDonalds drunk bro! Hijinks thus ensued.
Dude 2: It was adrunkture. Sarah is pregnant. Billy found a monkey. Julio is arrested. Steve went crazy. Stephanie threw up. I found 500 dollars in my pocket and you got married. We only went out to get McDonalds drunk bro! Hijinks thus ensued.
by masterdrunkture October 24, 2011
Get the adrunkture mug.A small Puerto Rican town in the mountains of Puerto Rico. Full of many Rivers and home to Monte Guilarte, one of Puerto Rico’s biggest mountains. No one visits this place except for Gringos during vacation time (Me and my sister).
Eli: bro I’m lost in the mountains and I have no signal!!!
Dan: dude your in Adjuntas, drive in one direction for a few hours and you’ll be fine.
Dan: dude your in Adjuntas, drive in one direction for a few hours and you’ll be fine.
by Planedan123 April 2, 2020
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