adrunkture

A hybrid word of drunk and adventure. Involves being on an adventure whilst drunk. The situation mst be normally mundane but hijinks ensue due to level of drunkenness.

Dude 1: What happened last night?
Dude 2: It was adrunkture. Sarah is pregnant. Billy found a monkey. Julio is arrested. Steve went crazy. Stephanie threw up. I found 500 dollars in my pocket and you got married. We only went out to get McDonalds drunk bro! Hijinks thus ensued.

adrunkture by masterdrunkture October 24, 2011

Drunkture 

You have pulled up at a drunk cross road in life and you have two options, option (a) you keep drinking, option (b) you need recreation drugs to divert down the other road. It can be a confusing cross road, especially if the drugs are not available to the participants. Maybe questions may be asked but you may not get all the answers at the drunkture moment.

You may hear a random comment at a party like" Ok people this party has come to a drunkture, who's got'm or who's goin' get em??"

Drunkture by GootchBarRanch December 16, 2009