Deal a deuce

To have a bowel movement, to go "number 2"

"Dude, my stomach hurts from all those slim jims, I gotta go deal a deuce.

by The_paperboy July 6, 2012

hatch a deuce

to slam a giant pile of human feces from the anus into the toilet or wherever

Can I hatch a deuce in your BR before I dip?

by HC Greenly December 7, 2006

Snapping A Deuce

Number 2; taking a shit

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

bang a deuce

Moving ones bowels.

Pooping.

Taking a shit.

Other ways of saying it: Banging a deuce, bang out a deuce.

Excuse me guys, I got to go bang a deuce.

by Rick0307 September 20, 2006

take a deuce

taking a poop, crap, shit

I was talking to sandi and getting real horny until she said she had to take a deuce.

by daynads July 2, 2009

chuck a deuce

The act of greeting another person, basically saying hello in a more ghetto fabulous way. A deuce is chucked when you hold your middle and index fingers like a peace sign, sideways with knuckles showing to whomever you are greeting.

Great way to show respect, say hello, greet anothe from a distance.

Derrick T. would always chuck a deuce to his set as he drove out of the parking lot.

by Urban Dictionary November 27, 2006

Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003