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asleep

1. To be in a state of sleep. Sleep being the unconsious state our body is in while it replenishes energy.
by supercubedude October 22, 2004
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Aleepoi

Wow, that guy weights 120kg. He is Aleepoi
by Lukeyyyyyyy February 7, 2020
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mods asleep

a term used mainly on 4chan to tell other anons that the mods are not watching, mostly used to get a link to an illegal dropbox
by Mods asleep!!! April 20, 2017
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asleep at the keys

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
by DrJonas February 15, 2010
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Fall asleep on the plane

To be so stoned that you unwillingly, or unknowing, fall asleep. Happens especially in frequently visited places, such as your work place or school.
Guy 1: Man I'm high, but i gotta go to school.
Guy 2: Alright, but don't fall asleep on the plane
by Jesse Kingston April 26, 2011
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I fell asleep

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.
I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"
by P.Shiesty November 15, 2021
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asleep

The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it.
'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'
by tabikatt April 5, 2008
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