Allerfucked

1. The realization that no matter how many antihistamines you ingest, you will still be sniffling, sneezing, itching, and eye watering your way through your day - Most likely with the added side effects of hyper-activity or sudden-onset narcolepsy from the drugs you've just taken.

2. The state of cognitive dysfunction one reaches during the height of allergy season. Those who suffer from allergies may lose all semblance of intelligence and/or memory for the duration of their symptoms.

Person 1: "How do you think you did on your history midterm?"

Person 2: "Dude, I was completely allerfucked! I could barely remember how to spell my name, let alone what year the military junta was formed in Nicaragua! I ran out of tissues and damn near fell asleep halfway through my essay."

by MermaidInAFountainOFGuinness November 19, 2011

Angerfuck

When one puts a penis in another, while angry.

1- "Did you see James last night? He was angry."

2 - "Yeah, I heard he angerfucked Sabrina"

by Isabel Bridge April 9, 2014

afterfuck

the person you would actually want to talk to or cuddle with after having sex, as opposed to the person you actually want to have sex with

Alan's body is gross, but he would be a good afterfuck.

by raffster772 January 26, 2011

acnefuck

An ugly bitch of a person with acne that makes you want to run away before you puke/die.

omg, please, look away. i don't want to see your face, you dumb acnefuck.

by ammayy December 24, 2009

AckerHack

the l33t nerd on efnet,best pimpin whore , and my slut

by JokerZ February 26, 2003

adverfuck

creepy, crappy ad agency software and its related blues.

we need to adverfuck it, to make it official.
If it's not in adverfuck, it sure doesn't exist.

by claudiochea September 17, 2013

ackerdick

She's the biggest (Levi) simp istg

Hey, do you follow "ackerdick"?
No, I don't. Who is that?
She's on tik tok. She's really cool and her content is hilarious; you should follow her rn.

by vampiec4t March 28, 2021