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Chartered Accountant

A person who is an expert in the field of Accountancy, Auditing, Taxation, Finance and Management and has obtained his professional degree through hard work and sacrifice.
Hanna : The govt sent me a notice to pay tax with penalty and interest... What should I do ?
Barbara : Oh, then you need to consult a Chartered Accountant immediately.
by HolyFuckKnuckles June 10, 2018
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Burner account

When people/celebrities use fake accounts and talk in third person about themselves to shit talk people they wouldn’t shit talk on their real account
Antonio Brown and KD both used burner accounts to talk shit about the Steelers and Warriors.
by Nate Peterman January 17, 2019
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sock puppet account

A fake account run either part of a network of sock puppet accounts or just by itself run by one person
Jim was in his mom's basement making his 20 sock puppet accounts like his one post so he appears he has friends.
by jim81jim September 18, 2016
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The Arusha Accord

The Arusha Accord are a metal band from the UK, consisting predominantly of Aliens and Mutants, some of whom are also known to be registered members of the X-men. Their powers include superhuman memory and the ability to jump a lot. Their bassist is known for being one of the only bassists in the world that is actually audible when playing, however he was not accepted into the Guiness book of world records as this book is made primarily for records set by human beings. The term is also sometimes used as a memory benchmark:
Jim: Hey man, how'd you do on that advanced econ final?

Tom: Terrible, man.

Jim: Didn't you study all 320 pages though?

Tom: Yeah, but I'm not The Arusha Accord.
by TROLL12321 July 7, 2011
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enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.
Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely
by king squirrel January 19, 2010
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reamed accordingly

Punished according to the severity of the infraction.
He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly.
by Stainless Steel Cat May 7, 2008
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