The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
by Tempted December 4, 2007
Get the Alien Abduction mug.person 1: did you hear about the abductions happening here?
person 2: you mean the 10+ surprise adoptions? yeah.
person 2: you mean the 10+ surprise adoptions? yeah.
by finnishdog July 20, 2019
Get the abduction mug.When the aliens from your past life come to your window and kidnap you, bringing your vulnerable body deep into space to resize your holes and connect your ass to your womb so you can't use anal as an escape route from mother hood you fucking whore Amanda.
I just got back from an alien abduction ass ripping and am now showing octo mom hows it's damn done.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
Get the alien abduction ass ripping mug.The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.
His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.
by sixtoe April 4, 2011
Get the alien abduction mug.1. Occurs when the arms are raised above the head during a process such as manufacturing for a period of time. Can lead to long term health issues.
2. The feeling in the shoulder region that may result after the day of a muscle strain or accident.
2. The feeling in the shoulder region that may result after the day of a muscle strain or accident.
Frank: How are you doing today, Jared?
Jared: Okay I guess. But my shoulder has been abducted.
Frank: What does that mean? Are you jacking with me?
Jared: Well, I was doing fine until a hallway elf tripped me and abducted my shoulder. Now I suffer from shoulder abduction.
Jared: Okay I guess. But my shoulder has been abducted.
Frank: What does that mean? Are you jacking with me?
Jared: Well, I was doing fine until a hallway elf tripped me and abducted my shoulder. Now I suffer from shoulder abduction.
by Windomtransportation765 December 19, 2012
Get the Shoulder Abduction mug.by LuckyCharms480 July 1, 2010
Get the klansmen abduction mug.When some idiot leaves their account to e-mail, facebook, myspace etc. open on a computer that does not belong to them allowing someone else to get on your account.
by saldany November 27, 2010
Get the image abduction mug.