abortion stick

Kitchen slang. The abortion stick is the unbent coat hanger, kept in virtually every commercial kitchen in North America, for unclogging the spout at the bottom of the deep fryer and various other odd jobs. It is an important tool, despite being a piece of junk, and it's very annoying when the abortion stick goes missing.

John (peering into the filthy space under the fryer): Where the fuck is the abortion stick?
Jim: Your mom borrowed it.

by nationalfilmbored March 31, 2009

The Abortion Scam

When a female tells a man that she has had unprotected sex with, that she is pregnant. Although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. In a panic, the man quickly gets the money... even if he has to borrow it.....SUCKER!! She then goes shopping with the money.

Here is how 'The Abortion Scam' dialogue goes....

Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?

Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!

by C-DOGG72 July 18, 2010

Fourth Term Abortion

Aborting someone after birth; pretty much straight up murder

"Bro if you keep acting like this I'm going to give you a fourth term abortion"
"Bro, you going to murder me for talking to your girlfriend?"
"That's right buddy"

by nikanat February 10, 2020

Lying Little Abortion

What Miu calls Kokichi

Miu: How bout' you just keep your f***ing mouth shut you lying little abortion!
Kokichi: Wha? That was really uncalled for! I only said that to find the culprit..WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOUR SO MEAN! K, I feel a lot better now!

by Zethya_orsomething May 23, 2021

Republican abortion

An "accident" that leads to a "miscarriage." The termination of a pro-life person's unplanned pregnancy without having a proper abortion performed. Called "Republican" because of the political party's pro-life platform.

"She says it was an accident that she had a whole bottle of vodka, fell down the stairs, got kicked in the stomach, and then got hit by a car, but I say it's a Republican abortion."

by lsm October 28, 2006

dayglo abortions

One of the first Canadian punk bands, starting in 1979 in Victoria, BC. Still tour today all over Canada and get just as crazy, hardcore and drunk as always.

"Hey, I got pissed with the Dayglo Abortions after the show!"

by Peter K March 16, 2005

abortionesque

1) Remincient of, or related to, an abortion.

2) Failure on a massive scale.

1) Did you see that girl? She's abortionesque.

2) The Bush presidency has been abortionesque.

by Steven Hopkins November 13, 2005