sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

by MoparPogue September 8, 2013

aardvark

an uncircumcised penis

Jimmy's aardvark scared Lisa after he undressed.

by bobby'sworld March 18, 2011

aardvark

Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.

He is an aardvark.

by ned3 January 11, 2009

Anal Aardvarks

A sex game played between two or more people when the "Aardvark" grunts while licking the others anus while flicking their tongue in an "aardvark-like" motion.

Andrew: "Hey Carly, wanna play Anal Aardvarks?"

Carly: "Like, OMG! I love anal aardvarks!!! I was just about to ask you the same thing!!!"

Andrew: "Snaaaaaaaaaaake, Imma snaaaaaake. Imma slippery, slithery, sneaky aardvark snaaaaaaaaaaake"

Carly: "Shutup and aardvark me now!"

by MikeyG4753 August 1, 2013

aardvark

an uncircumcised penis

girls can't tell i have an aardvark when my dick is hard

by pacaderm January 14, 2011

Aardvark of Silence

The Aardvark of Silence is based on one of the Rorschach inkblot images and refers to any post made by a moderator on an internet forum which, while innocuous in content, is interpreted as insensitive, silencing, or mocking of a member or members.

The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.

Member1: I'm feeling happy today.

Moderator: Yay!

Member2: WTF did you mean by that?

Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.

by Dawn Coyote June 17, 2008

aardvark

(animal) the first damn word in the dictionary...not that i read the dictionary...

aardvarks are super ugly

by FuckAnarchy907 June 29, 2006