Tim: Holy jism on a cracker jenny did you see that?
Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.
*lays the smack down on Tim*
Jenny: Please never use the word jism and my name in the same sentence again.
*lays the smack down on Tim*
by Falkinor December 15, 2004
"your jism is mesmerizing "
by Junkdumper January 26, 2009
something that flies out of a tallywacker when a guy gets excited. kinda tastes bad. some girls that are skanks like to eat it. can be used for protein. leaves a crusty residue on clothing. kinda smells. looks like glue.
damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!
if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass
if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass
by michelle216753421 April 30, 2007
The substance that takes the form of a small projectile as a result of a sexual act, often blinding the other person involved in the activity.
OhNoes!!!1, Tim blinded Helen with his jism!
The rocket that was Terry's jism landed with a spack on the table!
Candice's jism was a surprise to Andy!
The rocket that was Terry's jism landed with a spack on the table!
Candice's jism was a surprise to Andy!
by Maxyy March 17, 2008
by fraterg May 12, 2003
by Zach June 26, 2004