Lay a stripe

Verb: To spaff in such a way as to leave a thin line of semen (usually up the back or stomach of ones sexual partner).

Sarah Palin? Man, I would give anything to lay a stripe down that bitch's back.

by The Boston Mainframe. March 3, 2011

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club

Very, very bored . . .

Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010

bird in a stripey jumper

A bee or a wasp that is bigger than regular size.

BUZZZZ!!

Ben: what's that's?

Tim: I don't know

(Massive bee goes past)

Ben: look at that bird in a stripey jumper!

by crazyrobo90 May 16, 2011

The best time to wear a striped sweater

All the time

I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater." *queue music* The best time to wear a striped sweater ... Is all the time....
One with a collar... Turtle neck... thats the kind. Cause when you're wearing. That one... speical...sweater

by John_China September 1, 2021

work it like a stripper pole

what she did to my big-ass schlong last night and this morning

Baby, work my big-ass schlong like a stripper pole!

by Nasty Nate June 20, 2003

work it like a stripper pole

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole

Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!

by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

runnin like a striped ass ape

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.

when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.

by snj8594 April 24, 2010