Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008
Get the Shot-facedmug. Jake got shot-faced at his birthday party. The result? Embarrassing pictures that night and technicolor vomit the next morning! Ewww!
by shot-faced July 12, 2011
Get the Shot-facedmug. To stop a potential problem before it becomes a full on problem. Coined from shooting a snake so as to avoid a bite.
by snake shooter lulz December 5, 2011
Get the shot the snake in the facemug. I had one chance to impress the board of directors with my presentation, but I left my presentation materials on the train in Brooklyn. Now Gary gets the promotion. Man, I really shot that horse in the face.
by Metal Mermaid October 5, 2017
Get the shot that horse in the facemug. by badass muh fucka January 28, 2007
Get the Aww man i just shot marvin in the facemug. A celebrated day, mostly among the veteran community of the day that Osama Bin Laden shot in the face
by asswipe390 May 2, 2024
Get the shot in the face daymug. Shot ya in the face:
I just shot ya bitch in the face yo, she didn't ask for it, but i did it anyways,
I just shot ya bitch in the face yo, she didn't ask for it, but i did it anyways,
by Mysuggashack January 6, 2022
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