A Mick Jagger

A quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your butt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
If done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.

I ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn't let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that fuckers pillow & car.

by BennyBen[S] January 24, 2009

Mick Jagger

Another name for a pint of lager due to it sounding the same.

"I'll have a pint of Mick Jagger please"

by LanceSmith September 12, 2008

mick jagger

repetively jabbing someone in the private area

i am going to mick jagger you so hard you wont be able to pee for a week!

by nincome August 01, 2010

Mick Jagger

When inserting a candy bar into a vigiana and then proceeding to eat it.

Dude I totally pulled off the Mick Jagger using a Twix bar last night. I really hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.

by jongo November 05, 2012

mick jagger

A person constantly being mentioned in new songs, but himself doesn't really do anything.

Tik tok: "We kick 'em to the curb unless they look lick mick jagger"
Moves like jagger: "got them mooooooves like jagga"

by Shneebs September 23, 2011

Mick Jagger

Slang word in some areas for a lesbian or dyke.

Those girls are such Mick Jaggers!

by TheRedHotSwamis March 26, 2010

Mick Jagger

a dude that is TOTALLY a Rad Person! snorted his fathers ashes... :S wears tight clothig and was good pal with John Lennon (whos THE BOMB)

LOOK ! AT HIM! its Mick Jagger! WOOOHOOOO

by Kayla Ine March 21, 2009