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angel in a man’s body 

A compliment you might pay to a partner or a colleague who rescues you from the consequences of something you were not able to do on your own, especially when you were in serious need of their assistance.
I have been recuperating from surgery now for three weeks and my husband has most definitely been like an angel in a man’s body!

National cut off a man's penis day 

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!
Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

A man's gotta eat 

An expression offered by a friend when he knows that he has spent the night with a girl of below average looks/intelligence or above average weight.
It is often due to the fact that they are in the middle of a dry spell and merely need something to tide them over until something more appetising comes along.
Chris-"Please tell me you didn't get your nuts in with that fatty from the club last night"
Bowler-"Well, yes I did, I'm going through bit of a dry spell at the moment you see, and after all, A man's gotta eat"

A Man's Cat 

A man's cat is a pet tomcat who acts like a tiger. This is a cool cat with an attitude, who attacks dogs from time to time, and permits no other cats on his turf. A man's cat does not hesitate to bite and scratch annoying people either. He goes straying for pussy, and chases off any rivals he encounters. One cool cat.
That dumb beagle tried to fuck with my Tomcat and got jacked up. I own a man's cat. He is a little player too. All the kittens in the hood are his.
A Man's Cat by Eric Platt June 29, 2009

a man's mile 

The distance to one's destination, regardless of unit of measurement.
"How far is it from New York City to LA?"
"About a man's mile."

Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

It makes a woman prego
I want ur sex milk in my pussy

Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard