aloofer

To be very aloof. Taken from an episode of "That 70s Show"

"Aloofer? is that even a word?"
"It is now. We have the technology."

by Bree Gagnon December 6, 2003

Aloof

Aloof means "at a distance," and not close. Shyness is often the result of being aloof. An aloof person usually needs tunnel vision for the tranquility and happiness to block out and ignore distractions that undermine his or her concentration. Yet, there are valid reasons to be aloof: such as, studying, work, or to maintain the structure of control within an organization or industry by filtering out and blocking unwanted contact.

The word aloof is often bandied about as a negative label as a way to attack an unwanted person by making them feel that it is his or her fault for being unwanted. An aloof person is likely to be more "things-oriented," rather than "people-oriented," but that is not proof that an aloof person is not equally capable of socializing--just not equally interested in doing so because people don't innovate or get rich by being the life of a party.

by Rosebud1776 August 11, 2017

Aloof Giant

One who is of gargantuan proportions, usually above eight feet tall, who is distant in every aspect of himself and the world as a whole, and thus stumbles about as if he has lost his wits because his of massive size and aloofness.

1. The Aloof Giant stumbled about like an Asian grizzly bear, surrounded by his posse of aloof mini-giants.

2. Amy, are you crazy? That's the Aloof Giant! He can topple over and crush you at any second!

by Paddy McShanty July 3, 2007

aloofsion

The fake aloofness that individuals display in the early stages of a relationship in order to mask their true feelings.

The aloofsion was shattered after he asked me to meet his parents.

by ginnerlynn February 19, 2011

Poop Aloof

When one is too shy to poop at a friend's house, and must resort to coming up with lies and excuses to go back to their house in order to take care of business.

"Homie says he went home to check on his cat, but I'm pretty sure he went home to take a dump."

"Why didn't he just go here?"

"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."

by Beehiver January 26, 2010

Aloofishness

To be aloof, calm or zen.

I am full of aloofishness

by AJtheCabbage October 23, 2011

Aloofing

Intentionally being obtuse and grouchy to attract attention from like minded individuals that have same IQ

Steve was aloofing on Facebook again with his pixilated videos and photos of over-sized mosquito weaponry.

by Ohyeahr December 21, 2018