Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006

Sealed with a kiss

When you fart at the end or near the end of taking a piss

Dam roy really fucked the bathroom off , well at least he sealed it with a kiss. Sealed with a kiss

by Anthony craig March 27, 2021

Give your crush a kiss day

Give your a crush when you see this

Me: kisses crush
Crush: WTF

Me: it’s give your crush a kiss day
Crush: oh ok keep going

by Simp hub September 6, 2021

Gimme a kiss!

For the love of Christ, do you really need a definition for this?

The guy asked the Hooter's waitress for a kiss. He went home with another hole in his ass.

by Phatal August 3, 2003

fucked without a kiss

to be treated roughly and abused, taken advantage of

I'm tired of being fucked without a kiss, I want a raise. She took all my money and left me with nothing, the bitch fucked me without a kiss

by Itsallgoodfun November 1, 2013

Gimme a kiss!

What you shout to somebody you like, either as a joke or as a way to get a kiss.

-Gimme a kiss!
-Ok
*kissing noises*

by Shawn B. June 5, 2003

Blow Me a Kiss

1.When a dude takes two pirate hookers home from the bar and one of them makes out with him while the other one blows him.

2.Can also be used as an invitation for afformentioned act.

Dude I went home with these two girls from McCalla and they wanted to blow me a kiss!

by Grey's Anatomy January 16, 2008