Go rake a forest

Politer way of saying "fuck off"

"Go rake a forest you annoying cunt"

by Scottish Widow November 24, 2018

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

Forest or a chicken

To be a forest is to have a hairy pussy or dick. To be a chicken is to be smooth down low.

Are you a forest or a chicken?

by Chicken or forest May 22, 2016

If a Tree Falls in the Forest...

The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.

It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.

Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.

by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry

by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013

A Forrest State-of-Mind

A palpable regret felt after making a decision while in a densely emotional and confusing mental state, like being lost in a forest.

When his team left San Diego, the diehard and emotional fan Johnny left his team. Johnny is in a forrest state-of-mind wishing he had remained true to his original convictions.

by Adamir Putin December 14, 2018

A Forrest Boy

A boy from the Forrest family that has gay dads and preform in illegal or inappropriate activities.

Why was a Forrest boy watching porn in class?

by Jimmeriswet October 18, 2021