he's a grower not a shower

A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection

"Johnny has a small dick!"
"Nahhh he's a grower not a shower."

by guuuuuurrrrrrlllllllllllllllll November 19, 2013

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A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

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Starts very small but erects be the size of thanos finger

Yo tony u got a small one, nah I’m a grower not a shower

by 6ix9inenc told u guys January 24, 2019

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adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:

1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade

These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is

by dick-shunary January 28, 2012

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