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Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should
"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"
by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010
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chip-a-nickel

Rolling back the estimated arrival time on a g.p.s. in 5 minute increments.
Using EZPass, I was able to chip-a-nickel through the Holland Tunnel.
by WoodenHaze December 13, 2012
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a nick and norah

asking someone if they will be your boyfriend/girlfriend for 5 minutes. from the movie nick and norah's infinite playlist
Sonia: Ugh, Dillon's going to be there with his new girlfriend

Priyanka: Looks like you're going to be pulling a nick and norah. At least find someone cute!
by Tara The Terrible March 1, 2011
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Pullin' a Nick Walsh

wearing a plain T-Shirt with no writing on it what-so-ever
John stop "pullin' a Nick Walsh".
by Joey Ruz April 26, 2011
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Pull a Nickelback

To build a career on post-grunge hard rock only to churn out a series of mindless pop ballad drivel.
Bassist: "I think we should Pull a Nickelback once we hit the top of the rock charts."

Guitarist: "I think we need a new bass player."
by Mystery NigNogger February 12, 2010
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Tickle my pickle for a nickel

It means to get a girl and make her suck and tickle your pickle for a nickel for 5mins
by YOUNG_CUTEBOY March 29, 2017
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for a nickel i will

the punchline to a joke i knew as a kid,

i have long since forgotten the joke, but i have always remembered the punchline.

so, if someone asks you to do something for them,
just reply with a southern accent (cause it sounds better):
"for a nickel i will"
friend 1: " blow me"
friend 2: " for a nickel i will"
by heinekenlover February 6, 2010
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