Pull a Jessica Simpson

Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.

Pull a Jessica Simpson :

Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.

by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010

pulling a jesse

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.

Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.

by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

A Jessica

It’s when you hit a few cars, but still roll a blunt for your friends. A Jessica might make mistakes but is always willing to make it up and help everyone.

This girl spilled beer on me, but she bought me beers the whole night. That’s a Jessica!

by BlueberryIndica January 31, 2021

PULL A JESSE GONZALES

To be such a cocky jerk that no one ever wants to talk to you again

John: I"m the best ever, no one will ever touch me.

Lupe: dude, don"t pull a jesse gonzales

by A MAD FAN October 2, 2011

Pulling a Jesseca

When a freshman dates a senior

Brittany: did you hear about that freshman Aliyah dating that senior Blake
Elizabeth: yep. She's Pulling a Jesseca

by sarcasm.is.my.second.language April 2, 2015

Taking a jesse

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole

Yo I’m taking a Jesse

by Used goon rag dried up February 6, 2022