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Post·en·dia·pho·bi·a

/Post·en·ea·fob·ea/

noun

The fear of posters or any other sign that is made of paper.
Post·en·dia·pho·bi·a is defined as a fear of posters and signs made of paper.
by DefineCreature February 18, 2022
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a group of bi's

Person1: Look! A brigade of bi's, a lick of lesbians and a giggle of gays!
Person2: yes it is an lgbtq parade after all, this is why no one likes you Jenifer
Jennifer: but a group of bi's is called a brigade
Person2: no one cares
by Ruby of job corps November 13, 2019
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Dissed by a Biggun

When You are turned down by the biggest girl of the night at a bar.
Rocco wanted to get with the big girl . Sharika wanted none of this. At the end of the night dude was Dissed By a Biggun
by will bitten May 31, 2017
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I’m a big fan of you.

I’m a big fan of you. — The most horrifying moment a luminary in any field can experience is the moment when a person suddenly invades their personal space while uttering the words: I’m a big fan of you.

Before even introducing themselves.

And there are several horrifying variants:
“I’m your biggest fan.”
“Do you want to meet my friends? They are big fans of you!”
“Do you want to meet my sister? She shy and thinks that you’re sexy; AND, SHE’S A BIG FAN OF YOU!!!!”

Even a luminary with incredible elan has difficulty with the savior faire of this moment. Especially if the sister is really attractive and the brother looks menacing AF!!!!

Moments like this have been immortalized by the writer Stephen King in the novel Misery. He took this moment to its most horrific extreme.

Comedian Louis C.K. also famed a moment like this in season 1 episode 5 of his FX television show. This may be hard to see because apparently he had some habits of which people were not a “big fan”.

This behavior has been made worse in the era of selfies when everyone has a camera on them at all times. Narcissistic, voyuer-istic culture has made the ability to move incognito a must.

Imagine being Taylor Swift and having this to you. I don’t have to imagine it because I have a picture to prove it actually happens. I’m a big fan of her!!!!!!!
Can I take a selfie with you? I think you’re HOT; and, I’m a big fan of you.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 4, 2023
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baby what a big surprise

When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!
Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!
by JDawg 316 August 10, 2016
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don't be a bitch

Phrase used by an avetard to get another mentally weak avetard to cave in and do some dumb tard shit. This phrase works so well because all avetards are mentally weak as shit and can't deal with jack shit. An avetard also doesn't want to be known as a bitch even though that's exactly what he is no matter what.
"Dude come take rip off the dab rig"
"Nah not tonight"
"Dude come on, "don't be a bitch""
"Ok fine, just a baby dab"
by TurnM3Up December 3, 2019
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