Doris

Someone who has to stand on a floor mat at work and asks everyone what time they get off work.

Doris asked me today what time I get off work. After I told her, she said "I get off before you do! ! "

by Justlilbit July 29, 2016

doris

hey kenzie doris yakimishyn

dam n you really searched up your middle name doris.

by dum beotch June 4, 2020

Doris

Dumbass.

You just pulled a Doris !
Dumb as a Doris !

by jckytl October 12, 2011

Doris

Word used to describe a female with faffing tendancies.

Popular in the West Country as the reference to female friend, girlfriend or wife who has mastered the art of faffing around...

Ted: ''Alright Bob, How's you? Nice day for it...''

Bob: ''Very well thanks Ted''

Ted: ''Where's the lady friend?''

Bob: ''Oh, she's in doors faffing about and being a right Doris''

OR

''Come on Doris leave that, we're going to be late!''

OR

''Calm down Doris, you look beautiful''

by JungleNinja April 28, 2010

Doris

General slang term for a women. Can can be used with a qualifier such as "old doris". Not derogatory.

my doris, that old doris, some doris in at the door

by JonnTeee April 22, 2016

Doris

Doris is a confused turkey/bird/ostrich that can’t decide which one it wants to be. On the other hand, they are very good listeners but can’t ever focus on one thing for too long. If you’re dating a Doris, it has to be some kind of miracle that they either got over their social anxiety to ask you out, or they didn’t freeze up saying yes.

We still have 20 minutes until lunch, how did Doris manage to get by the teacher without her noticing?

by mariananananana November 18, 2019

_____doris

random ass glitch editor who owns Orbit

get me to 100k? - _____doris

by syphedits May 7, 2022