zuched

when someone slaps a limp cold zucchini on your plate when you're least expecting it

"bro you just got zuched"
"i had a whole mental breakdown after being violently zuched"
"I just got zuched all over my pesto"

by dangerousbaby June 22, 2022

Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

Lake Zurich Redneck

A person living in Lake Zurich, IL who is convinced that they're actually living somewhere in the deep south. They typically wear something camo everywhere they go, ready to hunt the nonexistant wildlife of Lake Zurich at any time. Some opt for wearing construction clothes in an effort to convince you they actually do something for a living other than think up ways to look more redneck. All drive pickup trucks and brag about going muddin even though their trucks have never gone off the pavement.

"Hey man, did you see the Lake Zurich football team beat Stevenson last night?"
"No, i was too busy watching re-runs of Duck Dynasty and practicing my fake southern accent."
"Oh shut the fuck up you fake fucking Lake Zurich Redneck this is Lake Zurich not Macon, Georgia."

by chiefman67 September 24, 2013

Zurich Breeze

When you put your cocaine around a dirty hookers asshole and sniff it out of the air after she puffed it up with a nasty fart.

Hey Carl, have you seen my cocaine?
Yeah, sorry bro I used yours for a Zurich breeze with Ashleigh.

by Sick Fuck 2001 July 23, 2023

Zucchini Glasgow

When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.

I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.

by Chewbacca91 October 7, 2019

Lake Zurich High School

Also known as Vape Zurich. The high school with the largest percentage of girls that end up in the ER for drinking.

ryan: “dude are you going to lake zurich high schools prom?”

connor: “nah dude I think i’m just going to the after party. Heard there’s going to be 5 cases of Busch...”

by anonlz2019 May 25, 2018

zucchini spooks

This is the feeling of dread that overcomes someone when it is assumed their love of cucumbers translates into a love of zucchinis. One can adore cucumbers while despising zucchinis.

An example of someone suffering from zucchini spooks is Animal Crossing's Kapp'n.

But now, please! Zucchinis give me the spooks! Zucchini spooks!

by FrostedTornFlake October 16, 2005