zoohot

The ruiner of an up-and-coming good time.

Ching: Oh hey, here comes Matt!
Qaz: He ruined a game of scrabble yesterday.
Ching: Really? What a zoohot!

by Master Clean September 1, 2005

Zooboo

Proof that the cringe-fest known as modern memery has reached its FUCKING pinnacle.

Like, all I need to do is go "ZoObOo!" (XD) a-and it'd be memed!

by I'm a fetus and I'm watchi- February 27, 2017

Zoophile

Absolute scum of the Earth.

Someone who has sexual relations with an animal.

Not deserving of any type of love.

Steve, 'Zoophiles should throw themselves infront of a moving bus!'

Stan, 'I agree!'

by Dear boi November 28, 2021

Loop Zoop

A Loop Zoop is when you are either drunk, high, or just lost your wisdom teeth and you want to listen to a band, only to find you typed in something outrageous.
Ex: Led Zeppelin = Loop Zoop
Queen = Queer

This was originally coined by a greentext story where a user lost his wisdom teeth and wanted to listen to Led Zeppelin only to find Loop Zoop in his browser history.

Anon:
>go to delete browsing history like I usually do
>"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~ 25 times
>thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"

by ABeautifulRanger January 6, 2019

zoophyte

in between a plant and an animal.

a sea sponge, or cotton was once thought to be a zoophyte.

by Matt Franchuk November 1, 2013

Zoophile

A fucking disgrace to the human world, and they should exist, at all, they should rot in hell. Fucking weirdos...

Son: hey dad..
Dad:yes son?
Son: I'm in the LGBTQ...
Dad: that's ok!
Son: I'm a Zoophile
Dad: 🥛🏃

by Kill Zoophiles February 14, 2022

Zoophile

A person who has sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).

Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”

by semennachos February 14, 2021