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Zookeeper's Caress

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 28, 2010
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Zooperb

Adjective - in a state of complete disorder such that it appears that the situation is being directed by angry baboons.
The thing that's making my schedule so zooperb these days is that the guys who are complaining about the timeliness of my work product are the same guys who are refusing to let me start work until they sign off on the proposals and recommendations that have been rotting on their desks for the past two months.
by Frustrated_Monolingual August 26, 2009
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ZOOWEEMAMA

What that fat ginger kid says in diary of a wimpy bitch.
ZOOWEEMAMA GREG YOUR DICK WAS REALLY PLESURABLE TONIGHT
by Banananinja365 June 24, 2019
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ZooKeepers

A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.
Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.

"ZooKeepers"
by Zoo Keeper June 23, 2008
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I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.
Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
by Ditno September 26, 2011
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Toledo ZooTeen

Pretty cool people who act like creepers most the time. But volunteer a lot with education, conservation, community service, and other random things at the Toledo Zoo and some off grounds places. Again, their pretty cool kids(:
"I wanna be a Toledo ZooTeen?"
"Why?"
"'Cause their the coolest kids in town."
by ZooTeen 4 Ever((: January 2, 2010
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zooper

a ship created to represent the love and bond between cooper stout and zoe (whose surname shall remain unknown for security reasons).the ship was made by the legendary group chat 'uh oh stinky' and will never be forgotten.

the ship has been acknowledged and approved by both cooper's father, alex stout, and his bandmate, ryan lofthouse.
"omg have you been invited to the zooper wedding"
"no but i hear its going to be the wedding of the century!"
by uhohstinkygc December 23, 2019
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