Zoologist

A very funny guy on discord who for sure didn't make this for himself. He loves alllll animals.

(He is also very single)

Man, Zoologist is sooooo coool, did he tell you about the otters?

by Not Zoologist June 10, 2022

zoologenitaliaphile

A person who is fond of or greatly admires all things relating to processed animal genitalia.

David: "Have you seen those drink stirrers made out of the bone from a bear penis?"
or
David: "Do you think that concealed gun holster is a bison scrotum?"
Observer: David is a real zoologenitaliaphile. He thinks everything is animal dicks and balls and such.

by W00ki3Gr3g June 29, 2017

czechoslovakian zoologist

The act of fucking the pets of the group of people who just robbed you.

David was robbed by the high school band and proceeded to perform the czechoslovakian zoologist on all their pets

by DirtyJersey315 August 6, 2022

zoologicalconfusionism

The condition of consistently misidentifying animals. For example, calling a narwhal a seal.

No one could trust your judgment about whether or not you had seen a Bigfoot if you suffer from zoologicalconfusionism.

by Tellablue October 29, 2022

zoologicalconfusionism

The condition of consistently misidentifying animals.

Many people who claim to have seen Bigfoot actually suffer from zoologicalconfusionism.

by Tellablue October 29, 2022

zoolenial

People born on the cusp between Millennials & Zoomers.

Our Zoolenial company CTO still has a Gen 2 iPod Nano.

by AmadeuS469 June 10, 2023

Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025