zonkey

nickname for David, also known as debra

"shut up toy stupid-ass Zonkey"

by Megan February 06, 2005

Zonkey Appreciation Day

Zonkey Appreciation Day is on the 5th of November every year until the earth explodes. On this day we honour the zonkeys that have all died due to the zonkey hate groups.

'Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day'
"Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day to you too"
'I love zonkeys'
"Me too"

by IAmMentallyStable November 04, 2022

Zonkey

A mix between a donkey and a zebra

At the zoo: “Awww look the cute zonkey!”
Zoo keeper: “What’s that?”
You: “THE MF ZONKEY”

by March 09, 2021

Zonkey

a zesty monkey

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A ZONKEY RIGHT NOW

by HedgehogGaming December 31, 2022

Zonkey

An animal that is half donkey and half zebra. (Its called a zonkey, not a zeedonk.) The word zonkey can also be used as an insult or a compliment to a person.

"Omg you are such a fucking zonkey."
"You are my #1 zonkey"
"Yooo look, it's a wild zonkey"

by IAmMentallyStable November 05, 2022