Zoning

Term used by chronic masturbators, especially males, to describe drifting into a trance while masturbating, usually while gooning. The focus is generally the masturbator's own penis and the intense pleasure it is giving, to the exclusion of all other stimuli such as pornography, cyber chat etc. Usually occurs during a session of edging.

I was gooning with my wankbud and suddenly I realised I had been zoning for about ten minutes.

by Southcoast July 8, 2010

Zoning

Irritating ,annoying

Says corny joke :
Her : Bro you zoning me out shut up

by Cinnncin December 26, 2020

Zoning out

The exprience of starting an acid trip.

I was so zoned out last night, i slept with that shemale.I'm never zoning out again.

by legend 101.2 August 2, 2008

Zoning out

Staring at a wall half asleep 🫦🫦

I'm at a party zoning out cuz im not enjoying it☄️☄️☁️

by ±—★żallaż★—± August 19, 2022

zoning out

Do you remember when you where in class and then class was over in seconds? Yea you zoned out or in other words you where sleeping in class. we have all done it and it's great but the test is super hard when you do it so... But it's your decision.

You zoned out in class. i zoned out in class. we zoned out in class.
zoning out in class is sleeping in class.

by Edevel February 1, 2023

safe zoning

The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.

The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.

by BoMat April 27, 2008

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.

By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.

by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011