Zompires

Zompires are a cross between Zombies and Vampires.

Zompires are the creatures that are featured in the movie I Am Legend, also know as Dark Seekers.

by The Plunja July 22, 2008

Zampolve

A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.

Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!

Person2 - I cant!

Person 1 - Why not?!

Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!

Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!

Person 2 - Damn right

by Agent Hawk June 19, 2006

zomromcom

A zombie romantic comedy.

"What was the movie about? I heard it's funny, romantic, and has lots and lots of zombies."

"You are correct--the movie is a zomromcom and it was pure awesomeness."

by thefancyapple July 15, 2009

zompublican

Right wing conservative types who engage in any form of anti-social behavior that supports their beliefs in conspiracy theory. They possess the strange trait of blind faith invested in misguided leadership and will not break rank even though they know to do so would be the right and human thing to do. Money is their god, unfounded prejudice their weapon, Big Rude Jake their nemesis. Fortunately, they are destined to destroy themselves.

Jake's song IDIFTM is all about the pig-headed ignorance that has the potential to stifle the positive forward growth of the human race. It's targeted at the Zompublican movement that refuses to believe in truth and justice. The poor bastards don't realize that they'll be doomed to a but a mention in the history books of the future.

by Speiderman January 27, 2021

zompinja-bot

A ZOMbie PIrate niNJa roBOT wich is a combonation between thise 4 creatures. It is said to be the ultimate fighting machine.

I was walking home and a zompinja-bot jumped out at me, it managed to infect me, steal my gold coins, slice off my arm and give me spyware.

by DJ Ethos November 6, 2008

Zompacalypse

The inevitable destruction of humanity via zombie uprising.

You'll need a katana if you're to survive the zompacalypse.

by Madfat October 24, 2009

Zampogna

A type of Southern Italian bagpipe. They have two chanters and typically have 2-3 drone pipes. They come in various sizes in order to play different pitches and keys. Generally the sac is made from an entire goat skin. They are associated with Christmas and other religious festivals and are an important element of Italian folk music. Also see Ciaramedda.

Most Americans are unaware of the Italian Zampogna and think that the only bagpipes that exist are those from Scotland and Ireland.

by DavideKC November 27, 2007